It's National Cow Appreciation Day! So we collected some of our favorite jokes from the internet. There are so many reasons we love our farm friends. Not only are they incredible creatures, but they're an essential part of our everyday living. So don't forget to give your herd a little extra attention today 🙂
1. Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder
2. Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work
3. What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It is pasture bedtime
4. What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
5. Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd
6. What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen
7. What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?
Laughing Stock
8. What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled Milk
9. Where do steers go dancing?
The Meat Ball
10. Why don’t cows understand what you say?
Because it goes in one ear and out the udder
Content courtesy of jokesboy.com. Thanks for the laughs!
